Football reflections

Despite the national disappointment it ‘s good to hear that humour abounds as a kind of cathartic reaction. Two favourites so far:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
well, according to FIFA … it didn’t
… and breaking news, the flight the English team are on is being diverted to Glasgow where they will receive a heroes welcome!
Captains log supplemental:Arrived via e mail
Oxo are launching a new range of cubes this week – white with red crosses on them.
They will be called laughing stock