Idly fettling in the shed and casting an ocassional eye at the incoming e-mails I happened to notice a bit of SPAM that made it past the Diocesan Spam Bouncer. The unsolicited advert in question was offering me a Christian car! (I guess it depends on how you punctuate the e-mail title, but I like my reading of it). This set me off on a muse regarding automobile names and especially those that might hint at a redeemed status. (Forgiven from their ‘Manifold’ sins*)
Messing about with the names ‘a bit’ I got
- The Rolls Royce Holy Ghost
- The Nissan (narrow) Pathfinder
- The BMW (John) 316
I’ve got to get back to fence building and the like, so over to you!
*this gag only works if you are familiar with the technical term for where the exhaust system and engine join!