Where are you professor Moriarty?

I was taught a game this week which was high on the hilarity scale, for the participants and those watching!

The game involves two competitors fitted with blindfolds and equipped with rolled up newspaper. They lie, face down, forming a straight line head facing head at arms length. They then hold on to the other persons (non newspaper roll) hand meaning that they can roll left or right to avoid blows but remain linked.

The first person calls out in a suitably dramatic voice, "Where are you Professor Moriarty?" to which the other must reply "I am here!"
The questioner is now allowed one swipe with their rolled up Newspaper.
The roles then swap!

Funnier and more fun than it sounds, trust me!

From a safety and fun point of view make the newspaper a broadsheet that's rolled to produce length rather than weight.