Humorous competition anyone?
Yes!
Oh good ..... read on
A while back (ok, a goodly while) we had a good go at listing songs where the word 'Love' could meaningfully and humorously be replaced with the word 'lunch!' Here
In a similar vein it was pointed out to me that fun could be had by taking songs with the word 'Christmas' in and substituting the word 'Breakfast'
So, as I'm going to 'step into breakfast' ........ it's over to you :-)
Prize for the one that makes me laugh the most!
Mother to father when kids won't get up: Do they know it's breakfast time?
Shift worker: Driving home for breakfast
(Slightly distasteful) Hannibal Lecter: All I want for breakfast is yooooooooooou
I love milk: I'm dreaming of a white breakfast
Youngster to mother having just lost baby teeth: All I want for Breakfast is my two front teeth.
I want to go the other way, and say:
Have yourself a merry little breakfast
It's beginning to look a lot like breakfast
Or, for the particularly sleepy:
Breakfast Time (Don't Let the Bells Ring)
Or, for the heartbroken:
Breakfast Song (Baby, Please Come Home)
I'm out of ideas now.
Rocking around the Breakfast Tree?
(Very unappetising-) last breakfast I gave you my heart...
(From santa baby-) If you'd check off my breakfast list...
Am I allowed these?
Christmas at Tiffany's (Deep blue something)
Christmas in America (Supertramp)
Top job, he reverse methodology is fun although I guess there are less breakfast records than Christmas ones.
I'm going with the Muppets and "Feels like Breakfast" as my entry into my own competition (but don't worry, I'm not going to let me win!)
JT
"Christmas in bed" ub40 and Chrissie Hynde
On the theme of The Muppets surely it must be 'One more sleep 'til breakfast'.
My comments haven't turned up!! Try again... In the meantime both my muppet songs have been taken!
Eating solo: Lonely this breakfast
Eating solo for the last time: One more breakfast without you
After the nightshift: I'll be home for breakfast
When hunger strikes: That breakfast feeling
Setting the table: It's beginning to look a lot like breakfast
The morning after the night before:
Breakfast time, mistletoe and wine
Possibly the least change in meaning and the most pointedly un-funny...
Feed the world, do they know it's breakfast time