Error by invocation

I just got this error message on a website I was attempting to use

I thought it was fabulous in terms of gravitas and lending serious justification to the failure. So inspired am I by this techno poetry that I am thinking of trying to find some freelance work as an error-message author.

Attempts so far (and these as obviously now copyright!)

Error: Incongruent request at nodal intersection

Error: Discombobulatory data alignment input

Open to others though ...........