"Ok, well I'm sorry to say you've failed... Let's see, well you correctly identified the photographs of Nicky Gumbel and Steve Chalke. You also were correct in recognising that the church has moved beyond it's previous false idols and we no-longer worship at the altar of the Overhead Projector. However you fall just short because you managed to recite only 3 Matt Redman songs in full. Five is the minimum, I'm afraid... Graham Kendrick is also acceptable..."
Oh dear, all my prejudices are coming out...! Also possibly a bit long for a caption but I got a bit carried away...
After yet another contender had been told that he had failed the test, the local church was left wondering why their latest publicity campaign had not had the positive effect they had hoped for.
"Ok, well I'm sorry to say you've failed... Let's see, well you correctly identified the photographs of Nicky Gumbel and Steve Chalke. You also were correct in recognising that the church has moved beyond it's previous false idols and we no-longer worship at the altar of the Overhead Projector. However you fall just short because you managed to recite only 3 Matt Redman songs in full. Five is the minimum, I'm afraid... Graham Kendrick is also acceptable..."
Oh dear, all my prejudices are coming out...! Also possibly a bit long for a caption but I got a bit carried away...
How about this. I know Jesus.
After yet another contender had been told that he had failed the test, the local church was left wondering why their latest publicity campaign had not had the positive effect they had hoped for.
I would have taken the test but was afraid they would make me give a sample.
Even the Pardoners joined in with the traditional January sale.
after the first trumpet blast the church running the stall were left feeling eternally stupid
Out of shot, the gravedigger pulls away another body. "If only they could tell us after they found out" he sighs.