Christian snowball fights?

Browsing through the google searches that had lured browsers into Youthblogs gravitational pull I came across this one:
“Snowball fight Christian Song”
How Bizarre is that? Anyone want to write one? Gave me a good laugh though and reminded me of some Calvin n Hobbes. In one of the cartoons Calvin states he only thows consecrated snowballs, I rather liked the accompanying liturgy:
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Oh lovely snowball, packed with care
Smack a head that’s unaware.
Then with freezing ice to spare
Melt and soak through underwear.
Fly straight and true, hit hard and square,
This, oh snowball, is my prayer.