Loving this nativity from near my part of the world, fab. I love the fact too that this was written in 1968 by a Sunday School teacher to put the Christmas story into the local dialect.
"Oom you?" er asked, "yo day arf gie me a tern."
"Doh be scared," answered the bloke. "I wo urt ya. Me name's Gabriel, an arm an angel."
"Yo ay, am yer?" said Mary.
"I am," ee replied. "An I've cum to tell ya summat.
"What?" said Mary, cause er was thinking what a carry on this was.
Yo'm gooin ter av a babby."
ht to Sarah, full story here